Izod: Good evening Brugly, and Welcome to the show!!!! Brugly: Hi Izod, it's nice to be here pal......                Thanks for having me on the show....   <THWAP!!!!>                Isn't that a new hat? Izod: Yeah.... Ya LIKE it??? Brugly: Nopie!!!! Izod: :::sigh:::  As you know, before the show we took questions                           from the audience.... The most frequently asked question                           was about Pugly's flat... Uh........ They asked about DAN!!!!                           What the the heck HAPPENED to him???? Brugly: <preening her fluffy tail>  It was a Fed-Ex truck. Izod: Didn't the tabloids mentioned something about a UPS truck? Brugly: <popping gum>  Nah....It was a Fed-Ex truck. Izod: I couldn't help but notice that photo you're holding...........            Dan looks a bit............. Uh............... YOU KNOW!!!!! Brugly: Welllllllllll......  :::Brugly fluffs her tail and motions for a mirror:::                Pugly moisturizes him to keep him smooth because                he's a bit dehydrated, ya know!!!!  <giggle> Izod: Uh, yeah.... Moving right along....            Tell me, does Dan get out much these day? Brugly: Uh.........he "scrapes along behind Pugly"..... Izod: Don't you mean he HOPS ALONG behind Pugly???? Brugly: NOT HOPS!!!!!..... because.......uh........well..........               he is 2 dimensional..........and uh.......unlive. Izod: That Pugly must be ONE TOUGH MEERKAT!!!! Brugly: We NEVER mention that last part to Pugly....               I'm not sure she knows. Izod: Is there anything else you'd like to tell us            about Dan in your closing remarks? Brugly: He writes some good posts and emails......               when he can get to the 'puter!!! Izod: Thanks for being on the show Brugly!!!!                                  One last question???? Brugly: Anytime, Izod!!!    <waving to the audience>               Hey LIZARD BREATH!!!...... One MORE THING!!!               You going to wear that SILLY HAT all day??? Izod: Why..................... I OUGHTA!!!! Brugly: BWAAAAHHHHH!!!!!               :::Brugly grabs the hat, running around the stage in circles!!!!!!:::