WANTED:
Bwidge Wabbit
"Said varmint is believed
to be in the AOL area..."
Rumors are circulating that a crazed wabbit has
threatened an appearance on an AOL message board in April.
"Numerous e-mails are congesting Web traffic,
concerning this Silly Wabbit ..."
- The "ISP Internet Herald"
"I've never seen anything like it before!
Forty of our servers just SHUTDOWN!!!
... Over some Silly Wabbit? ..."
- "Steven Kaser" of AO-EL
In recent developments, "Urban Legends" has offered a
$10,000.00 REWARD
(...One can only hope that it IS a rumor)
For any information leading to the
"Founder" of this rumor.
(...Kinda like looking for a PEBBLE in a ROCK pile)
Characteristics of Bwidge Wabbit:
Massive Overbite
Huge Pink Ears
Repeated Hopping Motion When Alarmed
Gets Hopping Mad When Hungry
Lives To Hop ...Hops To Live
Bwidge wabbit ... a.k.a. ... Brugly MeerKat
This silly wabbit has also been known to
"THUMP, THUMP"
ANYTHING in it's PATH!!!!
If you spot Bwidge Wabbit,
DON'T try to apprehend!!!!
Toss that wabbit a carrot FIRST, then
Notify your NEAREST Wacko for further instruction...
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