WANTED:
Marcus, the Hot Footed Lizard,
"Hot FEET!!! ...Coming THROUGH!!!"
This "Hot-Footed" Lizard
was last seen doing the
"Two-Foot-Prance" in deserted AOL e-mails"
Word's out, that Lizard will "Hot-Step" into the AOL community,
(Hissssing) e-mails in the latter part of February.
"That freakin' 'Two-Steppin' Lizard
Prances like a darn KLYDEDALE!!!
...PC sources are calling it the 'Liz-Klyde' virus!!!"
- The "ISP Internet Herald"
"That darned lizard dumped 40lbs of SAND
into 23,347 of our servers last week!!!
If I NEVER see that 'High-Steppin' Lizard again
........ it'll be too soon!!!"
- "Steven Kaser" of AO-EL
Sources at "Urban Legends" won't foot
a monetary reward for the "Hot-Footed" Lizard...
Instead, they're offering a nifty
(sand art sculpture)
Alledgedly, a whole $60.00 value
For information as to (it's) location...
(Wow...Just think!!!!...Genuine SAND ART!!!!)
I bet you're wondering...
"How can you tell THIS lizard from other LIZARDS?"
(R-E-L-A-X, already!!!! ...I'm GONNA tell ya!!!!)
~ Constantly switching feet on the HOT sand!
~ Switches feet quick!...real quick!
~ a.k.a., "Crop Circle Lizard"
(...Gets chased outta wheat fields!!!!)
~ Tongue makes a blllaaaaaaat sound on EXIT!!!
~ Prances around like a darned Klydedale.
~ Hissssssss on his sssssssssssses!
~ Neck balloons out when trying to be inconspicuous.
~ Has a fear of, (How should I put this???)...Meercats!!!
A Wacko Exclusive...
This 1996 Photo was obtained courtesy of a former L.D.M.C.C. member.
L.D.M.C.C. bylaws, section 1, article 4, states that Lizards Don't Make Crops Circles.
This "Lizard" has a history of
"Laughing His Tail Off"
...Not "unlike" Homer Simpson, he (thinks) it'll grow BACK!!!
(I wonder if this dude's expecting ROYALTIES from Matt Groening)
If you happen to step on...I mean, FIND this lizard,
DON'T pick him up!!!!
Smack 'em UPSIDE the head,
THROW him like a DISCUS...
But DON'T pick him UP!!!!
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