WANTED:
Pebble-Grained-Egg
"This hard-boiled Easter Egg was last seen
rolling around in AOL e-mail circles..."
Rumors are scrambling their way into the AOL community,
(threatening) e-mails during late-February.
"E-mails are once again poaching ISP servers,
due to this hard-boiled Easter Egg"
- The "ISP Internet Herald"
"I've just about had it!
Thrity-seven motherboards in our BEST servers
are SCRAMBLED!!!
...Hard-boiled Easter Egg, my ASS!
I'm sending out the POACHERS"
- "Steven Kaser" of AO-EL
And...Apparently the friendly folks at
"Urban Legends"
are staying busy these days...
Their resources are getting limited,
yet they've been generous enough to offer a
$4.00 (cash) REWARD
For information leading to the
timely "recovery" of this hard-boiled Easter Egg.
(Gee...They're just looking for (1) EGG in a hen house of 47 million subscribers)
6 tips to identifying this hard-boiled Easter Egg ...
1) Massive ORANGENESS in Color
2) Egg shows it's STRIPES
3) Continuous Rolling Motion When Traveling
4) Gets Thumped a lot by Bwidge Wabbit
5) This Egg often found "HIDING" in YARDS!!!!
6) Utah farmer found "Egg" hiding in his Pumpkin Patch
7) Occasionally answers to the name, Pugly!!!!
The "Egg" has been known to
"Roll Off Kitchen Tables"
..."Shelling" ANYTHING below it!!!!
(Hmmm ... wonder if the military would be interested)
If you find this hard-boiled Easter Egg,
DON'T eat it!!!!
Grab a bowl FIRST, then
See your NEAREST Wacko...
For "DE-PEBBLING" instructions!!!!
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A Most Eggsplosive Persona ...
:)