Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Table of Contents

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" height=25 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="mogswebsite.com"><U><IMG SRC="1754300c0.png" border=0 width="48" height="12" ALT="Home" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A><A HREF="id3.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Comprehensive Index"><U><IMG SRC="17558f0c0.png" border=0 width="143" height="12" ALT="Comprehensive Index" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A><A HREF="id8.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Contact Mogs"><U><IMG SRC="17563d0c0.png" border=0 width="61" height="12" ALT="Contact" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A><A HREF="http://members.tripod.com/Mark4.Ram/MainGraphicsArea/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.tripod.com/Mark4.Ram/Main"><U><IMG SRC="17574d0c0.png" border=0 width="77" height="12" ALT="Art Gallery" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A><A HREF="http://members.tripod.com/Mark4.Ram/MOGSPart2/index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.tripod.com/Mark4.Ram/MOGS"><U><IMG SRC="17585e0d0.png" border=0 width="94" height="13" ALT="Photo Gallery" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A><A HREF="http://members.tripod.com/Mark4.Ram/Interviews/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.tripod.com/Mark4.Ram/Inte"><U><IMG SRC="17594c0c0.png" border=0 width="76" height="12" ALT="Interviews" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" height=455 BGCOLOR="#111111" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <IMG SRC="204db0880.jpg" border=0 width="688" height="136" ALT="Stories Essays Editorials Humor" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>TABLE OF CONTENTS</B></div> <bR> <div> <TABLE BORDER="1" CELLPADDING="14" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="759" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF HEIGHT= 1113 ><NOBR><bR> <div> <A HREF="id172.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><IMG SRC="204e97430.jpg" border=0 width="151" height="67" ALT="Page 1" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> <div> <B>         1 </B><B>- </B><A HREF="id172_dog_fall.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>ALFIE / ELIZABETHAN COLLAR</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>         </B><B>2</B><B> -</B><B> </B><A HREF="id172_home_pc_home_1_1.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>HOME PC HOME</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>         </B><B>3</B><B> -</B><B> </B><A HREF="id172_ode_to_a_lizard_1_1.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>HOT FOOTED LIZARD</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>         </B><B>4</B><B> -</B><B> </B><A HREF="id172_being_motivated_1.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>BEING MOTIVATED</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>         </B><B>5 - </B><A HREF="id172_drive_to_bakerfield_pass_1.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>DRIVE TO BAKERFIELD PASS</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>         </B><B>6 - </B><A HREF="id172_isp_tattoo_parlors_1.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>ISP TATTOO PARLORS</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>         </B><B>7 - </B><A HREF="id172_connecting_with_strangers_1.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>CONNECTING WITH STRANGERS</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>         </B><B>8 - </B><A HREF="id172_y2day_____1_1_2000_1.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>Y2KDAY</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>         </B><B>9 - </B><A HREF="id172_e_mail_____in_bulk_1.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>E-MAIL IN BULK</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>       </B><B>10 - </B><A HREF="id172_lifenet_12_5_99_1.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>LIFE/NET</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>       </B><B>11 -</B><B> </B><A HREF="id172_site_why_not__1_22_2000_1.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>SITE WHY NOT</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>       </B><B>12 - </B><A HREF="id172_buzz_board_sensibility_1.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>MESSAGE BOARD SENSIBILITY</B></U></A></div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <A HREF="id45.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><IMG SRC="204f9e410.jpg" border=0 width="158" height="65" ALT="Page 2" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> <div> <B>       13 -</B><B> </B><A HREF="id45_just_who_are_we_1.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>JUST WHO ARE WE</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>       14 -</B><B> </B><A HREF="id45_good_morning_and_thanks_for_shopping_____1.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>GOOD MORNING AND THANKS</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>       15 - </B><A HREF="id45_the_cold____6_29_01.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>THE COLD</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>       16 - </B><A HREF="id45_they_re_playing_my_song.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>MCCLANNAHAN MUFFLERS</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>       17 - </B><A HREF="id45_spinning_ball___03_26_2001.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>SPINNING BALL</B></U></A></div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <A HREF="id170.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><IMG SRC="20509c420.jpg" border=0 width="156" height="66" ALT="Page 3" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> <div> <B>       18 - </B><A HREF="id170_the_woodford_archive.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>WOODFORD ARCHIVE</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>       19 - </B><A HREF="id170_men_and_women_101.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>MEN AND WOMEN</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>       20 - </B><A HREF="id170_research_and_development.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>       21 - </B><A HREF="id170_my_winter_canvas.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>MY WINTER CANVAS</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>       22 - </B><A HREF="id170_house_of_blues.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>HOUSE OF BLUES</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>       23 - </B><A HREF="id170_connecting_with_strangers_part_2.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>PART 2 - CONNECTING WITH STRANGERS</B></U></A></div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <A HREF="id196.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><IMG SRC="2051a1410.jpg" border=0 width="161" height="65" ALT="Page 4" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> <div> <B>       24 - </B><A HREF="id196_life_cycles.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>LIFE CYCLES</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>       25 - </B><A HREF="id196_thoughts_about_thought.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>THOUGHTS ABOUT THOUGHT</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>       26 - </B><A HREF="id196_where_do_we_go_from_here_.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>       27 - </B><A HREF="id196_moving_forward____backwards.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Stories, Essays, Editorials, Humor: Page"><U><B>MOVING FORWARD BACKWARD</B></U></A></div> <bR> </NOBR></tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="mogswebsite.com"><U><IMG SRC="2046e9200.jpg" border=0 width="233" height="32" ALT="Mark's Online Graphics Site" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> <div> <B>Website Design by Mark D McKinley</B></div> <div> <B>Logos & Photos (C) 1999-2022 Mark's Online Graphics Site</B></div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>